Friday, August 20, 2010

Introducing Prince Jalmari (also featuring Jen)

Jalmari: I will have you know that I am offended. Jen, you of all people know why vampires do not converse with the human race, and you know why such a deed is especially dangerous for me. I am appalled that you ask me to blog to the public, and even more so that you would force me.

Humans of the world, I would not dare to share my name or history with you.


Jen: Quit being dumb, Jalmari. You’re the reason I wrote the dang book to begin with.


Jalmari: That may be, but do you forget why I refused to be the main character?


Jen: No, I didn’t forget. But here’s something for you to think about: Shut up and write your blog post before I think of something evil to do to you in the sequel.


Jalmari: You mean something more evil than what you already have planned? *Rolls eyes*


Jen: *Puts hands on hips* Don’t push me, mister.


Jalmari: Very well, how’s this: Humans of the world, I am Prince Jalmari ta Korento, heir and ruler of the Neo-Draugrian clan. You do not know that my kind exist because that is how we like things. However, the truth is, if not for me, most of you would be dead, your bodies sucked dry to feed my fa –


Jen: *Sigh* Just … stop. If you’re not going to take this seriously, than I’m not going to bother with you.


Jalmari: Excellent.


Jen: Ugh! *Walks away from the computer, shaking head.*

1 comment:

  1. ***Comments Copies from Original Blog***

    Drache Kestar | August 20, 2010 at 9:25 pm
    I know you hated the idea of doing this Jalmari, but I just wanted to say I appreciate you doing it – even if Jen was still angered in the process. This means a lot to both Anastas and Jen. Hopefully you and Jen can find a common ground in the future for making posts here.

    J.D. Brown | August 20, 2010 at 9:31 pm
    Aww, Drache, you’re so sweet. Thanks.

    Dawn Embers | August 21, 2010 at 3:21 am
    Have some questions, out of curiosity. Jalmari, you are in a book right? And humans will read that book, wont they? And at least not only humans will communicate on here. Or are you anti-fae, mutant, werewolf, angel, demon, elf, dragon, etc?

    Oh and HI.

    Jalmari | August 21, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    Dawn – I do love your name, Dawn, as that is such a vulnerable time of day for me. I have nothing against other races or species. In fact, my acceding to the throne has saved mankind in ways they will never know of. The end of my father’s reign of terror was the best thing to happen to both vampires and humans. However, could you look me in the eye and honestly tell me your kind would welcome mine with open arms? No. They wouldn’t. It’s safer – for everyone – if humans didn’t know we exist.

    As for humans reading the book – that is why I insisted it be told from a delicate female human’s point of view.

    Drache, my friend, Jen and I are working things out, but she must learn to allow me to speak my mind.

    Dawn Embers | August 22, 2010 at 3:41 am
    Why, thank you. I was born early morning, thus the name (well, middle name but still).

    Well, the general human populus may have issues but there is a difference between the species in general and individuals. There are some that do want vampires (and not the sparkly kind). Some want to be vampires, or think they are even when they aren’t actually. At least, you are interesting, unlike some human renditions. They make the stories so boring that I can’t bear to watch or read sometimes.

    Maybe there are other topics you can discuss on the blog.


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