Monday, December 6, 2010
Introducing New Characters to the Cafe
Ana: Hello. *waves* I'm Special Agent Anastasia Melas. I'm here to introduce you to the punk rock band, Raw Goddess. Um ... men, you might want to cover your ears. See, the girls are sirens. As in the monsters from Greek mythology. I'm their body guard, since their voices have no effect on women.
*Holds up her hands, palms forward* Ladies, ladies, please! I will introduce you to Seth, the lead singer, one at a time. Form a single line here please. *points* Oh and don't worry. Contrary to the rumor, Seth's voice is harmless. He can't enchant women the way his half-sisters enchant men, I swear.
Seth: Thanks for the intro Special Agent. *Scans the crowed* 'Sup.
Ana: *rolls her eyes* Yeah, don't say too much. Anyway, we're a brand new set of characters for a novel J. D. Brown is working on. It doesn't even have a title yet, she just calls it "her siren idea" right now.
Seth: Say hi to my sisters, they're a lively bunch.
Sirens: *mumbling* Hey.
Seth: *Laughing* They're very sweet girls once you get to know them.
Ana: Is that before or after they do that weird hypnotizing thing? Okay, visiting hours are over. The musicians need their rest for tomorrow's show. Bye everyone.