Congratulations. You have completed phase one of the hostage situation we have going on here. As a token of good faith etc etc please find enclosed one page of your notebook and also a mint. The mint might look slobbered on but that was totally how we found it.
Right. Next thing on el agenda. So you've made it this far, and we are enjoying are Heelys very much thank you, but like all wonderful kidnappings you now have other hoops to jump through. You have twenty four hours to produce twenty four cupcakes plus also better working conditions for everyone.
Don't even try the old sympathy plea because we are all at our wits end with you wandering around singing all the time and playing laundry wars and stuff. Don't push us. We're so serious this time.
Totally still watching you and ignoring the fact this is open topic week or whatever,