Ema, Jesu, Jalmari, Maria, and Naamah line up shoulder to shoulder. Each vampire has a big, goofy grin on their face.
J.D.: Okay guys, ready? Maria, we'll start with you.
Maria beams and steps forward: Darling readers, today we hope you forgive us for not following the assigned topic.
Naamah: While we would love to poke fun at J.D., we have an exciting announcement to share instead.
Jesu: Yesterday, our author, J.D., received word that Dark Heirloom has been accepted for publication and is now under contract with Muse It Up Publishing Inc.
Jalmari: So please take a moment to extend your sincere congratulations to J.D. Brown.
Ema: And know that by this time next year, Jalmari, Jesu, Naamah, Maria, and I will be available on e-readers everywhere! Congrats Jen, we all knew you could do it!
*All the vampires gather around J.D. for a group hug*
J.D.: Aww, I love you guys. *sniffle*